The White House Admits Trump is a Sith Lord

President Trump‘s failure of a government keeps on failing. For “May the 4th,” the various social media teams did tie-in posts with most failing in spectacular ways. Maybe they were just early for “Revenge of the Sixth“?

The White House posted a photo of President Trump roided up with a Red Lightsaber. Anyone with basic knowledge knows that Red Lightsabers are wielded by the Sith, the bad guys who create a fascist government of tyranny and commit genocide and mass murder in multiple ways. Well at least they’ve come out of the shadows. We propose Darth Idiot for Trump’s Sith Lord name. Since there’s always two, never more, does that make JD Vance his apprentice? Darth Eyeliner or Darth Couchfucker are appropriate Sith Lord names for him.

The U.S. Army Pacific gets half credit for their work with admitting there’s Sith within their ranks (appropriate since we know there’s white supremacists who train within in the army to spread their knowledge after). While the first soldier has a Blue Lightsaber, the second soldier has a red one and looks like he’s about to cut down his squad mate like Vader did to Obi-wan or Qui-Gon did to Maul. Maybe he’s going all Order 66?

Now, with a lot of fail, the DOD Rapid Response at least got most of the assignment right. While some of the stats are likely bullshit, the team there gave us a scrolling opening like the movies and at least go the Lightsaber colors right at the end.